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Friday, June 17, 2011
Photo Caption Contest!
OK, boys and girls. I'm going to be gone for a while so, to keep you busy, I thought I'd post a little activity. The rules are simple, just post the best caption you can for the photo and I will announce the winner upon my return. You may post as many times as you like and there is no word limit for the captions. Dry Martini, take it easy on the foul language, this is a family blog. Fuck.
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Unable to afford a proper brothel, Bambi decided to market herself as an "Al Fresco" prostitute.
ReplyDeleteUpon returning from their honeymoon, Katie and Tony were surprised by Home and Garden's newest TV show, Let's Give NewlyWeds a Home! Hosted by Junior and Lorina Casaless. Jr. and Lorina are the hottest new designers in the minimalist design theory. These talented desigers really outdid themselves for Katie and Tony Hulbert, who were married June 18th. The Casaless Design team used the cinder block wall and large tree in the background as their inspiration. They also used the couples fetish for exhibitionism into account with this design. We all love the colors and tones they used to fill this space. They chose beautiful natural golds,greens,browns and grays. The natural aura really shines through. Guests of Tony and Katie will be impressed with the way this team positioned their bed at the unique angel to the hard walking path so they could view their new nieghorhood as they in bed at night under the starry ceiling of the romantic bedroom. Yes, Katie and Tony are off to a lovey start as newlyweds in love in warm Lost Cruces New Mexico. Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Hulbert and thanks to our design team, Jr and Lorina Casaless.
ReplyDeleteFinally! The City Parks and Recreation Department has made a bold move in support of the dozens of people across the country who are victims of the horrible syndrome of laziness! I have personally been affected with this since childhood. Back then, there were no mattresses placed around the city for sufferers of laziness to nap when they needed. I was forced many times to simply sleep on the hard, uninviting sidewalk! I recall after a short shopping trip to Piggly Wiggly and Sprouce Ritz to purchase a piece of Brachs neopolitan coconut chew, I had no choice but to slumber on the corner of Phoenix and Palomas! With my head cushioned only by the cement of the sidewalk, I napped for nearly an hour before my family realized I was not home. My siblings had to rescue me several times from napping in public without a mattress! I commend the city for providing a safe napping place for all who are stricken with the devistating laziness syndrome! Now we can all nap with dignity! LONG LIVE THE LAZY!!!
ReplyDeleteAh could maybe claim the mattress but ah say right here and now that that there stain in the lower right hand corner ain't mine. It warn't there the last time I used it, that's all ahm sayin.
ReplyDeleteDear Anonmyous (7/25/11),
ReplyDeleteI would like to thank you for your fearless use of the Hillbilly dialect. Sparkling.
That was Las Cruces dialect.
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