You are not all winners. In fact, in a bizarre woman's blog-based photo caption contest (with only two entries) I think we have just proven that we are all losers. I suppose the only real winners in this whole situation are the homeless, tweakers and horny teenagers that utilize the mattress in the aforementioned photo. I really do appreciate the two brave (or Ambien induced) posts. They were both clever and well thought out, unllike most of my day-to-day decisions.
Oh well. I tried. I tried something new and it didn't work. Do you see why I never do anything nice for you? Do you see why we can never have anything nice?!? It only gets ruined!
No winners! Are you kidding me! I wrote the best damn thing that could be written about your stupid mattress photo you self involved little bitch. And all you can come up with is we are all losers? Really! How creative is that? Hate to inform you of this, but WE are not all losers. You and that boy toy you married, may be losers. That other contestant may be a loser. But I am headed for HGTV fame! I WILL write for HGTV and I will become a host for their new HGTV show in spite of losing your stupid contest. I told the people at HGTV that I could win this contest, that I am not a loser. I will figure out another way to get to them, despite the restraining order. They will LOVE my show ideas, they will! And you.... ugliersister, will be jealous and sad because you called me a loser and didn't count me as winner in this contest. You will come crying to me to HGTV your house. But I won't be there to listen to your cries, because I will be hosting my show!!!!! hahahahaha
ReplyDeletehey, call me sometime....
Yes! Yes! Yes! Rage, fiest, malice! Besides fetishist pornography we are all too ashamed to go out and buy in the real world, this is why the internet was invented! I love the passion, the excitement, and frankly, I've been mulling over 27 different shades of taupe interior wall paint, and I just can't seem to commit... Any suggestions?
ReplyDeleteUm, I already chose your wall paint for you!!!! And as previously stated, I really think you need to lean toward a greyer taupe to match the carpet and the couch. So yeah. Heed my advice, bitch!
ReplyDeleteI think my post should win because it was posted two days after the contest was over! Yes! Long Live the Lazy! Just sayin'
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