On behalf of all of the other patrons at Hobby Lobby, I'm going to have to ask you to never wear that tangerine silk one piece jumpsuit again. I know you thought you were making a festive, Summery choice when you put that on this morning, before you headed out to purchase more DIY jewelry makins', but I don't think you understand the detriment you have caused to your own appearance.
Perhaps you were under the impression that the multiple beaded bracelets and necklaces would add a bit of flair to the belted ensemble you concocted this morning, but really they just caused me to have a flashback to the times I spent belly dancing in drum circles back in college. The tinkling of handmade bell-adorned jewelry and clickity-clack of bedazzled sandals on Hobby Lobby's floor was so distracting, I almost forgot to buy half of the useless crap I went in there with the intention of purchasing.
So please, let's never see you in all that get-up again. The cashier and I nearly had to say an unkind word about you after you left, and we know that wouldn't be up to the family friendly standards of America's Favorite Craft Store.
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