While in an airport in a foreign land, it is important to abide by all safety rules, including those specific to not making "inappropriate comments."
I arrived in the United Republic of Texas yesterday to visit my dad's brain tumors. My friend and I drove all night to get there, singing show tunes and reliving the latest season of Glee. We had to pick my sister up at the Bush Intersexualbiracialsupercontinental Airport. After a harrowing jet pack flight and tandem canoe paddling adventure to get to the proper terminal, we had to ride a train to return to the skyscraper where our rented vehicle was parked.
My sister invited a stranger from the platform to ride in our car of the "sex wagon." That man should have paid closer attention to the constant inter-terminal announcements: "All inappropriate comments will be taken seriously."
Actions speak louder than words, although when you invite a stranger onto your sex wagon, words are more effective.
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