I'm officially off the market. My amazing man asked to make an honest woman outta me and I took him up on the offer. Too bad, crusty old barflies, you had your chance. And all you overweight, spiral-permed mamis, this chica is taken.
You probably thought you had a lifetime of opportunities to snag a slice of this Amazonian delicacy, but you were wrong. So hitch your wagons to some other moderately attractive, severely hilarious and entertaining woman in another gay bar, dance club or bowling alley, because this one is spoken for. And don't expect me to be showing back up, ever!
He made her an offer. She honored his offer. And ever since it's just honor and offer, honor and offer, honor and offer,........
ReplyDeletewell, some times it was onhim and ofhim but that totally doesn't rhyme....mostly it was inher and outtaher but that doesn't ryhme either.... shit.. whatever...
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