I am not interested in your:
Hobby, lifestyle, means of employment, exotic pet, socioeconomic status.
I already have a boyfriend with more:
Money, hair, attractive features, charisma, teeth, height, grooming habits.
I don't like your:
Birkenstocks, angry teenager, Jeep, teeth, jokes, face.
I have no angry teenager, jeep, birkenstocks, but i do have nice teeth, jokes, and face. So I guess I'm the lucky guy who gets to come home to a teacher that laughs at guys who try to impress her with ridiculous facts about themselves. So to all the angry teenagers single dads, keep it up we enjoy laughing at you...
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